Here at Headquarters, we are shocked and appalled at the blatant disregard of order-keeping strategies. All of our peace-keeping labor is done to protect the average American citizen, just to find we are being laughed at by the enemies of this country.
Our expert research team found this activity on Green is the New Red, in which famous suspected vegan Sarah Kramer is proudly wearing
her "Domestic Terrorist" apron. Since we have no record of her being charged with any type of terrorism, we can only assume she is trying to show some type of solidarity with the many other vegans and animal rights activists that are trying to destroy the backbone of this country.
This questionable site even has these aprons printed and ready for sale so that other suspected terrorists can wear their label with pride.
An official report has been filed.
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